and the congregation said, Amen.
Today my 11 year old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but my Dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”
and he just stared at me and I realized
I am 20
I am an adult
I am the adult supervision
see a girl who’s all dressed up nice and I’m just like “life goals or wife goals?”
"They were disappointing on all fronts and were deserved losers."